laura needs

okay, i'm jumping on the latest craze i've seen going around the blogs (which i have come to hate btw, blogs i mean, i've just come to really hate them!!!). Whatcha do is type your name and needs into a search engine (google) and see what comes up. i was having fun googling my name anyway and finding all the people with my name and then i was looking at various art blogs and teen blogs and i noticed a new little theme that goes "your name here"-needs and thought "why not?" the thing is that this has become such a thing it's hard not to find something that isn't just a list of someone else's "needs" who happens to have your name and is doing the very same thing (how many times can you use the word "thing" in a sentence anyway??). here is what i apparently need:

1. to take better care of her own 2 kids. (hey, i have 3 buddy!!)

2. our help. (well duh!!)

3. to get stronger and louder. (holy shit, how did they know??)

4. me. (but who ARE you?)

5. to sit George down and explain to him in simple terms that the President of the United States of America is supposed to do what is best for the country, not what's best for him and his political party. (yeah, whatever...i'm gonna get right on it!)

6. 8 people to beta-test the process for her new book that she is beginning to write this month. (and you know who you are)

7. a donation of blood stem cells in order to make a complete recovery. (yes, my lobotomy went well and i'm feeling better everyday)

8. to save at risk kids. (i'm currently working on my own kids thank you!!)

9. to knit up a gauge swatch. (oooookay, sure...what's that??)

10. to make a phone call. (heavens no, i cannot do that...ask anyone, go ahead ask them, i don't do phone calls!!)

your turn, you've just been tagged ---> Shine!!

or if anyone else wants to play, just do it on the comments page for this entry!!!

p.s. to get really accurate results put quotation marks around your entry on google..."laura needs" 

another fun thing to enter is "______ hates" or loves or smells like or just whatever you can think of. that is what i came up with as another version of this complete waste of time game!!!

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